I love you
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
Age 27, Female
The Palace of Wisdom
Joined on 3/2/13
- Level:
- 46
- Exp Points:
- 23,044 / 23,490
- Exp Rank:
- 661
- Vote Power:
- 8.70 votes
- Rank:
- Sup. Commander
- Global Rank:
- 147
- Blams:
- 4,914
- Saves:
- 41,650
- B/P Bonus:
- 60%
- Whistle:
- Deity
- Trophies:
- 3
- Medals:
- 17,339
- Supporter:
- 2y 1m 11d
You don't have to lie to me anymore. I saw your newspost about you coming out to your mom. :(
BUT IT'S TRUE :(
Can we fuck then?
Yas plz
But only if Tailsprower films it
No, he's too much of a cuck.
Chocolate Chip pancakes.
Yummy. Not as good as butterscotch pancakes, though.
I CHALLENGE YOU.
PANCAKE BATTLE. FATTEST MAN IS BIGGEST MAN. WE DUEL AT DAWN.
I'M A WOMAN AND I'M GOING TO EAT MORE PANCAKES THAN YOU.
Say that to my face fucker not online and see how many more pancakes I eat than you.
I'll say it to your face after I marry your wife and make her butterscotch pancakes.
I mean, whatevs fampai, i'm still gonna eat more pancakes than both of you.
In fact, if you assigned a numerical value to the oddity (and probably illegality) of marrying into this evolving collective of pancake enthusiasts, i'd eat more pancakes than that number, plus the sum of your two pancake feasts.
Also, totally unrelated, but me going full retard over chocolate chip pancakes makes me really want some homebrew alcoholic butterbeer. /drool
Penis.
I'll let you command my ass.
And your pussy?
You fucking know it.
Imma eat that booty and pussy like groceries.
God, please eat my ass.
Whatever you want, bby.
Congrats! How many blams/saves are needed to reach that point?
Thanks, bud! :)
You need to have at least 25,000 B/P points.
What's up, hooker?
I'm pretty sure grass is green and the sky is blue, but since Strongbad hasn't made a thread saying so, I can't be 100% sure.
how the fuck did you get commander over just 3 years
I grinded like a motherfucker, man. I mean, I still do, but a little less. For the majority of the time I have well over 500 B/P points at the end of a month.
I am reborn as Brandon
How the fuck did you change your name twice in less than a month?
I am a big boy mama
No, seriously, though. You're only allowed to change it once a month.
I asked Tom to change it to Brandon.
And by asked you mean sucked his dick, right?
Nope, I showed him your nudes that yo sent me ;)
Fuck.
He said he liked your nudes tho.
Can you pretend to be my friend? ;3
No, but I can be your friend for realzies.
JordanBaumann
I Wish I Wanna Be A Commander Too! But I'm Going To Be A Town Watch Later! ;)
Big-Boss
If you work hard, you'll achieve it someday! :)