Total Medals Earned: 16,418 (From 2,624 different games.) Total Medal Score: 333,095 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (195/270 points)
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
You failed to escape the laser.
You finally escaped that laser.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Can you find it?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Medals Earned: 14/15 (90/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Rock and roll!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/365 points)
Slipped through the screen more than 10 times.
Flying on a parachute more then 10 seconds.
Bought all the items in the shop.
Spent a week of playing time in a game.
Flew more than 10 seconds.
Spent more than 1000 coins.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (250/250 points)
Put one point into each town perk
Earn 30 coins
Buy all the farmer upgrades
Earn 25 gems
Kill 300 zombies
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Go you. you waited for the preloader to load the game and did.....NOTHING!!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (140/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
Tell no one about this secret
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter