Total Medals Earned: 16,597 (From 2,642 different games.) Total Medal Score: 334,360 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
You're a failure of a duck
The duck that changed history
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/15 (115/125 points)
You got some hlep from the Sagi crew.
You ate so much meat you gonna pop!
The coward lives to flee another day.
There IS time for loving.
Had a shootout.
Sweet home on it... how I wish I could stay.
Giving it one.
I've seen things man, terrible things...
Build a terrifying arsenal.
You're like a tank! Ain't nuthin' gettin' through.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medal for completing the game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 5/8 (95/245 points)
Kills a sperm
Play the game
Survive through the first level.
Survive through the second level.
Survive through the third level.
Survive for 20 seconds in survival mode.Meme brane.
Survive for 40 seconds in survival mode.
Survive in the womb for 90 seconds and thus beating the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
You managed to escape
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/500 points)
Seen the yellow magician
Seen the orange magician
Escaped the club dungeon
Escaped the diamond dungeon
Escaped the heart dungeon
Seen the purple magician
Escaped the spade dungeon
Collected all the playing cards
Escaped all dungeons and got the Magician to freedom
Medals Earned: 5/6 (235/285 points)
Finish the first chapter
Finish chapter 2
Finish the third chapter
(In chapter 4) Talk to the old man one more time, before you leave forever.
Finish the game
Find all evil things near the Wizard
Medals Earned: 19/19 (355/355 points)
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Food coma galore.
Warm and savory stew.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Cooking up a frenzy!