Total Medals Earned: 16,576 (From 2,637 different games.) Total Medal Score: 334,385 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)
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Scored 50.
Scored 100.
Scored 150.
Entered 500 doors.
Entered 1000 doors.
Encountered 2000 Chicken Clones.
Encountered 1500 Fake Doors.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/110 points)
Finish the contest with Canned Soup.
Finish the contest with Crouton Soup.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/155 points)
Nice!
Cool!
AWESOME!
ALIEN!
KING!
GOD!
UNKNOWN SPECIES
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/345 points)
View gifts
Don't touch anything for 10 seconds
Get 10 fuel tanks in one round
Start the game as a girl
Collect 2000 pounds of chocolate
Last 10 seconds while you're out of fuel
Travel up as high as possible
Get hit 10 times in one round without a shield in one round
Kill 50 enemies in one round
Travel 50 miles in one trip
Travel 100 miles in one trip
Upgrade the chocolate drop rate to maximum
Buy the biggest gift
Buy everything in the store
Play a total of 5 hours
Medals Earned: 26/32 (215/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
classD
ninja
n00b
classC
classB
classA
classGOD
Medals Earned: 26/26 (345/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 30/30 (445/445 points)
Open the twelfth present!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game